Wednesday, August 31, 2011

8/31 Cheesecake Album of the Day - Seid Nett Aufeinander

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the German compilation album Seid Nett Aufeinander which translates to "Be nice to each other." The cover features a bunch of nude girls being nice to each other.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

8/30 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Rollins Band: Nice

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Nice by the Rollins Band. It's a naked chic covered in paper money...whether you thing Henry Rollins is funny, or not, or whether or not you think he can sing, it's a cool album cover.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Jo Basile: Accordion de Paris - Cheesecake LP Cover

This cheesecake album cover of Jo Basile's Accordion de Paris shows a Parisian couple smoking cigarettes and looking longingly at each other. This album was released in 1959. Later stereo versions have giant STEREO banner across the top and in a large portion of the right hand corner. Available here in close to NM condition.

8/29 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Great White: Hooked

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Great White's Hooked. Yes, it's available in vinyl too. If you look at the cover photo close enough, you have to wonder if it would be physically possible for a girl to hold herself up like that....just look at the photo and remember that photoshop was still a pretty new thing in 1991.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

8/28 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Johnnie Mann Singers: Night

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Night by the Johnnie Mann Singers. Taboo in its day because, well, you know, because of the naked lady on the cover....taboo today because she's smoking a cigarette. This LP was released in 1956 and is pretty scarce.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

8/27 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Tom Waits: Small Change

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the 1976 release by Tom Waits, Small Change. The cover features Waits in the dressing room at a strip club. The stripper in the pasties in the background is Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark). At Amazon.com you can get Small Change on just about any format that your heart desires, including vinyl.

Friday, August 26, 2011

8/26 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Scorpions: Lovedrive

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the Scorpions' Lovedrive. The cover pictured above is the original album cover from the German rock band, which, of course, had to be pulled in the US and replaced with the generic blue scorpion cover. The cover art was named best album art by Playboy Magazine in 1979.

Recalling the cover photo with the girl and the car, Thorgerson remarked: "Not exactly the most politically correct scene you've ever seen. I thought it was funny, but women read a different inflection into it now."
In a 2010 interview, singer Klaus Meine commented on the album cover, stating: "[W]e just did not know it would be a problem in America, it was just sex and rock 'n' roll. It is odd that in America that some of these covers were a problem because in the 80's when we would tour here we always had boobs flashed to us at the front of the stage. Nowhere else in the world, just here. We just did not think it would be a problem to put out a record like Lovedrive in America.

Speaking of banned Scorpions covers...their Deadly Sting: The Mercury Years....AND....Pure Instinct album covers were banned by Wal-Mart. That's right, the largest company in America which basically makes human rights and workers rights violations a staple of everyday life, based in the country that doesn't mind killing countless foreigners under the notion of security, can't handle having boobies on music.....not to mention from a country that has one of their major religions in the news every week because the priests keep molesting little boys. Anyway...the worst Scorpions cover art is shown at the bottom, which is the banned cover of the Virgin Killer album.


Thursday, August 25, 2011

8/25 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Crown 8009

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is a Japanese release on the Crown label. Artist and title are unknown (it's all Japanese text on the album cover), the catalog number is 8009.

Happy Girl With Vinyl Record

Oh, if all it took to get a girl naked and happy was a Henri Rene album...

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

2/24 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Steel Guitar in Latin Mood

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is from the Crown label album Steel Guitar in Latin Mood. Something they don't teach you in sex-ed....playing Latin tunes on a steel guitar makes girls jump on their bed and take their clothes off.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

8/23 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Shaftman

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Shaftman. This is an adults only album, this is made very clear by the cover designer by the use of the little black rectangle that says it is "Adults Only" over on the right hand side. Of course by the time any non-adult would actually find that box, the damage would already have been done. Shaft was a blaxploitation film released in 1971, and there have been countless versions of soundtracks and spin-off albums from or based on the movie. Such as...

Monday, August 22, 2011

8/22 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - My Worst Xmas, Volume 2

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is My Worst Xmas Vol. 2, which has the subtitle: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year...and how to survive it. The cover features a nude Mrs. Claus in front of a cheesy Christmas backdrop. The album features lewd Christmas songs, such as - I Want a Blow Up Doll for Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, and don't forget the classic Christmas tune Frosty the Pervert.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

8/21 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Hans Roseneckh: In Der Bar Um Mitternacht

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is In Der Bar Um Mitternacht by Hans Roseneckh on the Perl Serie label out of Germany in 1972. Apparently in the bars in Germany in 1972 there was really good lighting at midnight and that was the time that the girls started smoking pipes and taking their clothes off.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

8/20 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - L.V. Johnson: We Belong Together

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the L.V. Johnson album, We Belong Together. This is quite a rare soul/funk from the blues guitarist, and it will likely set you back a pretty penny if you want to own an LP. Here's a "video" of the song that is really just the album cover with the music of the title track...

Friday, August 19, 2011

8/19 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Leon Ware: Musical Massage

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Leon Ware's 1976 soul album, Musical Massage. This album has a gatefold cover with the model's lower half on the back cover. This LP can be pretty hard to find on the original vinyl, but it can be found on lots of other formats.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

8/18 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Pietje Potent: Het Sex Alfabet En Andere Sex-Surprises

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is a Dutch release by Pietje Potent on the Ojee label, which appropriately enough has a logo that is shaped like an erect male reproductive system. The album is Het Sex Alfabet En Andere Sex-Surprises...roughly translates as "The Sex Alphabet and Other Sex Surprises." You'll notice that the cover model has a cigarette in her mouth, a hat on her head and a yellow towel on her shoulders...probably noticed that right-off. I always find it funny when photographers use props with naked women in photos, like the props are important.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

8/17 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Bitte, machen Sie sich frei!

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day shows a woman sitting semi-nude in a classic car. It is another German release, apparently a compilation album entitled "Bitte, Machen Sie sich frei! ...so frei wie noch nie! - Sex, Jux, Musik und Speile für Erwachsene." Roughly translated it means, Make yourself free...freer than ever before!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

8/16 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Sex ist Trumpf

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is a German release from EMI / Columbia entitled "Sex ist Trumpf." Apparently it's a compilation album apparently of risque' songs.

Monday, August 15, 2011

8/15 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Lovers Rock, Volume 2

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Lovers Rock, Volume 2 by Johnny Clark, Delroy Wilson and Doreen Shaffer. The cover art show a picture of an African famine victim with nicely cut hair and a necklace...and big boobs. I jest, but if you look past the teacup saucer sized nipples and big boobs, that's what it she sort of looks like. This record was put out in 1979, about 15-20 years before being anorexic was chic.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

8/14 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Jay Love & Louis Logic: The Odd Couple

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the rap album "The Odd Couple" by Jay Love & Louis Logic. Don't really care much for rap myself, so I can't give an album review, but you can see for yourself what the cover looks like. Hopefully the cover artists has developed their photoshop and word art skills since the album was put out...or at least their judgment.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

8/13 Cheesecake Album of the Day - Gods of the Radio: Narrowcasting

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Gods of the Radio's album Narrowcasting. The cover features the photo of a topless angel wearing headphones. The album...wait, OMG, where are her.....pupils?

Friday, August 12, 2011

8/12 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Seiji Hiraoka & His Quartet: Bedtime Music

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day was released on the RCA Victor label in Japan. The album is Bed Time Music by Seiji Hiraoka and his quartet. The cover features 1950's Playboy model and pin-up girl Diane Webber laying on a couch, and she doesn't look sleepy.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

8/11 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Youichi Suzuki: Latin Cocktail

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is another album from Japan's Youichi Suzuiki & His Latin Companion. The album is titled Latin Cocktail and features what looks like a picture of a woman taking a shower being viewed through a keyhole.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

8/9 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Carolyne Bernier: Hold Me, Touch Me

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the "Special Disco" single by Carolyne Bernier on the Barclay label, "Hold Me, Touch Me." And indeed, there's someone on the cover touching her.

Monday, August 8, 2011

8/8 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Alan Jenkins: Free Surf Music #1

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Free Surf Music #1 by Alan Jenkins and the Thurston Lava Tube. The cover features a nude woman sitting at a table who appears to be puking onto a bulls-eye. This album of surf music was released in 2000. You can get the album or individual mp3's of this album and also Free Surf Music #2 & #3.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

8/7 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - The Slappers: Erase You

Today's cheesecake album of the day is the 1986 EP by The Slappers, Erase You. The Slappers are a rock / alternative rock band out of Germany and this retro-esque cover smacks of the 70's.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

8/6 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Boxer: Below the Belt

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the 1975 rock album by Boxer....Below the Belt. You can get the album on Amazon for about $35...occasionally less.

Friday, August 5, 2011

8/5 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Ladytron: Sugar

Today's cheesecake album of the day is actually a single by the electronic/alternative pop/dream pop group Ladytron. The single is Sugar. The photo on the cover reminds me of one of the burning questions in life....Why are nippies so taboo?

Thursday, August 4, 2011

8/4 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Sid Phillips: Fascinating Rhythm

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is the 1971 Contour label release, Fascinating Rhythm, by Sid Phillips and His Band. The cover shows a scantily clad woman amorously holding a clarinet. Need your own? For $13, Amazon has one copy on vinyl

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

8/3 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Bozo: Big Tits

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Bozo's "Bit Tits." Bozo is a group from Belgium. What kind of music do they play? What genre does Bozo fit? Who knows - they have an album named "Big Tits" with a picture appropriate to the album title on the cover. If you really care...the album was a maxi-single on 45 rpm vinyl released in 1988 and there's one copy on eBay for 15 bucks as I write this.

8/2 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Chuca la Loca vs Chucho el Loco en Miami Beach

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Chucha La Loca vs. Choco el Loco en Miami Beach....which translates to "The Mad Cunt versus the Mad Dog in Miami Beach!" Released on the Mexican label Vacalion, this is an "adult only" record. Notice how the "adult only" warning is about as big as one of the bare breasts on the cover.

Monday, August 1, 2011

8/1 Cheesecake Album Cover of the Day - Cumshot: Want More

Today's cheesecake album cover of the day is Cumshot's Want More? If you search for this album online, you're likely to find adult fare. So if you want to hear the music, visit their MySpace page.

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